It be Tuesday 5th. May me hearties!
Hope none o me mateys had to use ye cutlass in tha night! Ye can't be too salty these days, me old sea dogs! Let's start wi a wee shanty.
A BIT O THAT THERE READING, MATEYS
AN A BIT O THAT THERE MATHS TOO, YE BLAGGARDS!
Just sort out ye old pirate problems ye fancy, me hearties...