Avast ye! It be Wednesday 6th. May it be
Aye, me hearties! Hoist the Jolly Roger an let's be off! Captain Black Jack Hewson up the rigging wiv ya! Shiver me timbers! Last night the hornswaggles kidnapped our salty mate Captain Overboard O'Connor. We must set sail in pursuit and get our mate back. When we find the scoundrels who took er, we'll keelhaul the lot o them! Lift the anchor Captain Roaring Riley! To sea, me hearties!
ERE BE SOME READING 'N' WRITING FOR YE: